If Santa enters your home
by parachuting down the chimney, how does he get out?
forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
You are guarding the
national forest/park with a shotgun... What do you do when you see an
endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn't have
a shell, is he homeless or naked?
someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
Do infants enjoy infancy
as much as adults enjoy adultery?
synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate pasta and
antipasta, would you still be hungry?
try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If the blackbox recorder
on an airplane is indestructible, why can't the airplane made out of
the same material?
vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Who alphabetized the
there floatation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
If nothing sticks to
Teflon, how did they make the Teflon stick to the pan?
in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens when you turn
on the headlights?
Why is it that when you
transport something by car/truck, it's called a "shipment",
but when you transport something by ship, it's called
they play ''Take Me Out to the Ball Game' when you are already
If 7-11 is open everyday and open 24 hours a day, then
why do they have locks on the doors?
Why do they have Braille on drive
through ATM machines?
Is a movie of a musical called a movie or a musical?
Is there a term for that one
fraction of a second when you are slamming your car door and just
realize your key is still in the ignition???