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(Clock ticks half past 3 and you couldn't sleep, here is something for your mind that is better than counting sheeps...)

1. If Santa enters your home by parachuting down the chimney, how does he get out?

2. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

3. You are guarding the national forest/park with a shotgun... What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

4. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

5. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

6. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

8. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

9. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

10. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

11. If the blackbox recorder on an airplane is indestructible, why can't the airplane made out of the same material?

12. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

13. Who alphabetized the alphabets?

14. Why are there floatation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?

15. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how did they make the Teflon stick to the pan?

16. If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

17. Why is it that when you transport something by car/truck, it's called a "shipment", but when you transport something by ship, it's called "cargo"?

18. Why do they play ''Take Me Out to the Ball Game' when you are already there?

19. If 7-11 is open everyday and open 24 hours a day, then why do they have locks on the doors?

20. Why do they have Braille on drive through ATM machines?

21. Is a movie of a musical called a movie or a musical?

22. Is there a term for that one fraction of a second when you are slamming your car door and just realize your key is still in the ignition???