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If Santa enters your home
by parachuting down the chimney, how does he get out?
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Where do
forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
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You are guarding the
national forest/park with a shotgun... What do you do when you see an
endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
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Would a
fly without wings be called a walk?
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If a turtle doesn't have
a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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If
someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
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Do infants enjoy infancy
as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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If one
synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
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If you ate pasta and
antipasta, would you still be hungry?
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If you
try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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If the blackbox recorder
on an airplane is indestructible, why can't the airplane made out of
the same material?
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Can
vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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Who alphabetized the
alphabets?
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Why are
there floatation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
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If nothing sticks to
Teflon, how did they make the Teflon stick to the pan?
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If you're
in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens when you turn
on the headlights?
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Why is it that when you
transport something by car/truck, it's called a "shipment",
but when you transport something by ship, it's called
"cargo"?
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Why do
they play ''Take Me Out to the Ball Game' when you are already
there?
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If 7-11 is open everyday and open 24 hours a day, then
why do they have locks on the doors?
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Why do they have Braille on drive
through ATM machines?
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Is a movie of a musical called a movie or a musical?
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Is there a term for that one
fraction of a second when you are slamming your car door and just
realize your key is still in the ignition???